imagine someone actually sees this post and calls the cops?
"Selena gomez is banging a 16 year old child"
it's the biebs
the patron saint of "lesbian haircut"
bah
i'd hit that
if he were like
25.
and his last name was Timberlake.
If Cinderella were invented in 2011.
i'd be cinderfella.
and i'd be pregnant,
16
and my prince charming would have just left me for a sluttier french girl.
ie. the story of my life
he'd also masturbate to world of warcraft.
i'd LITERALLY have to light my tits on fire to get his attention
so to recap:
i'm pregnant.
16.
and there's a charred inverted hole
where my tits use to be.
On a movie screen.
wait for it...
in 3-D.
Speaking of tits...
(whatchu sayyyyyyyyyyyyyy?!?!?!?!?!?!?!)
Has anyone else noticed how trucks are like
the big tits of the highway?
they're big
all you notice
fun to touch?
I'd imagine you wouldn't want to have your head lodged between them.
nor would you want it ramming you into a sidewall on the service road
during 8am rush hour...
not cool.
AT all.
beeteedubbbbbbbza
i'm starting a facebook group called
"i miss the old pope"
Join!
