As per previous post
"God willing"
My words of wisdom would be
"If you're gunna be a whore
Make sure he wraps that shit up"
Cause the only thing worse
Than being a whore
Is having a baby
Who's born with herpes in their eyes
("Baby, you were born this way"
Does not apply under said circumstances)
And for the love of god
Don't flaunt it.
The best whore
Is the whore
That no one thinks is a whore
The idea is to be the best whore you can be
And the element of surprise is key
Then you tell them:
"My last name is 'Nudo'"
Fyi-
The reaction to those 5 words
Is usually
"Ohhh shiiiiittt, are you serious?"
Damn right, oh shit.
But I'm not a whore
If I did have kids,
Once again,
"God willing"
I wouldn't want to be one of them
Rotten WOP moms on my bus
the ones with no sense of style
who scream talk about their lives
Like whatever happens is the most
Intense fucking thing you can experience
On this entire earth.
Like their son's confirmation
Would have the equivalent validity in life
As an announcement
Announcing a cure for AIDS.
Stop the fucking presses!!!
My kid lost his first tooth.
Imagine if you gave these broads some MDMA.
and put on some Michael Buble.
And they all name their kids the same fucking thing:
Isabella
Luca
Gianluca
Emma
Stephanie
Vanessa
Melissa (!!!!)
Michael
Anthony
SNOREEEE
Cause their lives would be a complete waste
Without the safety of knowing
That 58 other kids will raise up their hands
In a classroom
When a teacher calls out their name.
Best baby name ever?
AUDIO SCIENCE
I love you shannyn sossamon.
And even better than that?
PILOT INSPEKTOR
That's right
Inspector
With a fucking "k"
BOOM!
Ill bet my life savings
That kid came out of the womb
Wearing a monacle
Screaming
"MMMMYIESSSS?!?!?!"
