hi
my name is(wika wika- slim shady)
Melissa Nudo
And I am a tease
Guilty as charged.
I like to think that it is
a woman's birth right
To use their looks,
Charm,
And personality
(And YES you DEF need one of those too)
AKA. Wits and Tits
To their advantage
To a certain extent.
If there is a god,
He wouldn't want us all to be whores
Cause let's face it
There aren't that many stones
(or maybe there are, however, for arguement sake)
On earth
to take down an army of hos
(Biblical or otherwise)
I would flirt with pail of soggy garbage
If this pail of soggy garbage
could somehow get a boner.
Then I strategically exit the conversation
By saying something along the lines of:
"Anyway"
As I turn my back,
Move 2 inches away
And laugh
Like the witch that I am.
(Sabrina the teenage witch with a side order of Topanga)
Its not that I don't like men.
I do
A lot.
Its just that I want men to WANT me
Not "want" me.
There's a difference between "want"
And WANT.
Some girls accept "want".
"want" is when a guy
Couldn't care less
If you had a vagina
Or if you were a cactus plant.
WANT is WANT
A loss of control
When a man's inhibitions are thrown out the window
(of his honda civic or volkswagon usually)
I want a man to WANT me.
I want them to lose control
I want to be in control.
I am in control.
But usually
Like
95% of the time
They will never have me.
The other 5% are the babes.
The ones i like to refer to as
The "Bah! When in rome..." Cases.
Inevitably
or more specifically,
95% of the time.
conversations ends
Abruptly like so:
"Anyway!"
turning my back
Moving 2 inches away...
And laugh.
I like to think that when this occurs,
Said man turns around screaming
"NOOOO!!!!"
Followed by him cutting his dick off
with an axe.
However one could only wish...
For it is supposedly a man's
Birth right
To stick said dick in anything
With or without a pulse.
So in reality
The immediate reaction
Would be "NEXT"
Unless they have low self-esteem
In this case
They're crying themselves to sleep
Masturbating in front of a full length mirror
Screaming "I'M PATHETICCC!!!"
And
"MY MOTHER NEVER LOVED ME!!!"
and
"I'M SOILING MYSELF, IM SITTING IN A PUDDLE OF MY OWN URINE
AND I DON'T EVEN CAREEEEE!!!!!!!!"
Then again
I have a most enviable imagination
And if the world worked
Like I imagine it
We'd all be having our asses
Eaten out
By michael jackson and hitler zombies
(Self explanatory)
