Was taken by the hind legs
And fucked
By a little girl
Named honey boo boo
If you do not know what im talking about
Then i sincerely congratulate you.
For this show,
Is the living example
Of how this world
Is going strait down the shitter.
I seldom watch television
But when i do
This is the programming
i am subjected to...
[This is the part where i list a bunch of things that are wrong with
TLC's Keeping up with Honey Boo Boo.
Im pretty sure that's not what the show is called
But kardashihos
(minus scott..scott's a babe and a half)
got bumped to #2
on my "for shame" list
once i stumbled upon a marathon of this fuckery.]
Exactly 3 episodes later
After picking my jaw up off the floor.
This is what i've compiled:
"Sketti"
1) its pronounced "spaghetti"
You're 7
Why isn't anyone correcting you?
2) butter, ketchup and a growing child go together like jenna jameson, a monastery and care bears.
What's with the subtitles?
Way to de-glamify foreign films.
(The hipsters are pissed.)
When you sneeze, cough, burp, fart:
Cover your mouth
I'm the most disgusting human being
This earth has produced
And even i gagged
Like 5 times
Your 17 year old daughter is pregnant?
Really?
Didn't see that one coming
Its like looper.
But not at all
Let me get this strait.
You're a coupon enthusiast
Who insists on putting your child
in beauty pageants.
That totally makes sense.
