on a saturday night.
at 1:41 am.
i refuse.
absolutely.
to watch any movie where characters speak a fictional language.
here's looking at you, avatar.
and that movie with the cave men. not encino man.
and passion of the christ.
aramaic my ass...
more like mary magdalanguage.
the language of the slut.
it use to be exclusively reserved for sluts of the biblical genre.
but nowadays. especially on a saturday night at 1:45 am.
mary magdalanguage.
not by me.
because clearly, i've hung up my palestinian whore sash for the evening.
laying in bed with a laptop on my stomach at a 45 degree angle.
i really wish that existed.
and i wish i was in charge of marketing this.
and advertising.
the palestinian whore sash that is...
wow.
see
that's a picture of me waving goodbye to my vagina.
she ran away from me screaming.
ironically she screams in fluent aramaic.
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