richard gere
and bill cosby.
a "jello jigglers" exclusive.
HO.kay
1) people who wear fake glasses.
okay. i don't get to bitch that much cause i brought this upon myself
(by lying in the eye exam...fuck you..i wanted glasses)
and now im blind (quasi)
but the moral of the story is:
wearing glasses sucks.
the mere thought of having to wear glasses for no reason other than having to see a stone toss in front of you makes no sense to me.
you get a tan line there y'know.
think about it.
2) Chuck Norris jokes.
Can someone please explain chuck norris jokes to me?
because so far the only explanation i've gotten from like 16 different people is "its cause he's so awesome"
and you know what, fuck
being on "Walker, texas ranger" does not validate awesomeness in my opinion
so what now?..like
is jane seymour the shit because
she was on "doctor quinn medicine woman"
fuck that what about everyone on touched by an angel
i guess being on cbs is where its at
but only like 15 years after the show is cancelled or something.
3) flying nuns
i fucking love flying nuns.
sally field at her prime.
not only do you preach the word of the lord.
but you fly.
with sick head gear that defies the laws of gravity like a motha fucka.
sign me up for that class!
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