cause nothing says "eff me" quite like nudity and real estate.
not to mention that by the end of the game
(three hours later)
all you've taken off is your jacket.
and you're no longer friends with any of the people in the same room as you.
now after that.
just picture the old man with the mustache and the top hat.
completely nude.
wearing nothing exception the sock holder-upper straps around his calf
that are holding up his tuxedo socks.
I can't admit that i have ever played a full game of monopoly.
the same way i've never watched titanic from beginning to end.
it's actually scarred me for life.
imagine being awake and seeing sunshine and british accents.
then you fall asleep...
to ultimately wake up and SHIT IS GETTING FORREHL.
the water is cold.
di caprio is dead.
and everyone is like
"disney cruise my ASS"
on that note
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cj1wcs7SZj0
the biche and i have been rehearsing this scene for weeks on end.
biche is the monopoly guy.
because i won the bet.
so i got to be ace ventura.
the bet was over the celebrity apprentice.
who could predict the winner...
i won by default because we don't even watch the celebrity apprentice.
and cause biche is a dog.
thus meaning she has no REAL opinion except for:
eat
sleep
hump
and BEHHHHHHHH *side-eyes of lividnessssssssss*
PRA PRA!
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