A STUDY: sleeping pills

I took a sleeping pill LIVE
They're called "zoplicone"
(Feel free to wikipedia that shit)
Apparently they go by the name of "z-drug" on "the street" (or some shit).
Win-win situation
Cos I need money
and i need to sleep to stay alive.
therefore
win and win.
I've got maybe 6 different prescriptions that
I'd be more than willing to sell
To the highest bidder.


If you're asking yourself is she's gonzo right now?
I surely am
I keep writing the wrong things then I have to delete and re-write them.
Its kind of a piss off.
Trying to see how long it takes me to feel completely zonked.
To the point where my phone just falls on my stomach
and I'm staring in front of me like I just saw god.
Then I think
"thank god I didn't buy that ceramic cat at the dollarstore."
That would have been fuuuucked.

What else do I feel like discussing before sleeping (for like 3 hours)
before insomnia walks in the door dressed like "rosario"
karen's maid from will and grace
waking me up gently so she can change my bedsheets


Hand job nails.
If you live in rdp. Laval. St leo
and spread out all over the greater island region of montreal
excluding nuns island (duh nuns don't give hand jobs unless they're flying nuns)
Marguerite Bourgeois my ass.
So back to the point I was trying to make
Hand job nails are those plasticy looking hand nails
everyone get done at the viets.
(By the viets. I mean vietnamese. Not imitating a jewish yeta saying "the vet"
they can also be done by koreans
or if it were my world.
Taking a big bowl and throwing them all in said bowl and mixing them well enough that no one can then know the diff.
Hence shutting down the prejudice that all asians look alike
After having taken them to the eggbeating chambers you can have shaq come out of there looking like dakota's fanny.
(editor's note: HAHAHAHA!!!)

So back to handjob nails.
They usually have a french manicure or like some really tacky airbrush pattern
that honestly doesn't look good on anyone unless they're sitting in your grandmother's upstairs kitchen talking bad about the next door neighbors.
Plus they look like porn star nails (so I've been told)
hence.
Handjob nails.
I'll give you an example of how to approach someone with handjob nails:

Me: nice handjob nails
Them: what?
Me: *walks away*

Simple as 123

Final disclaimer. I will definately only read this tomorrow so I can laugh and aside from minor technical error minus the ones that turned out randomly hilarious I will post this text as is and send it to the canadian psychiatric association with a giant letter heading stating:

"This is why you don't give perscription sleeping pills to a 22 year old"

And do something about the metal taste fuck.

Now excuse me while I go drive my car from the real deep to laval
with 10 lb weights in both hands
while someone throws flash cards in my face to test my short division skills.
Cause everyone knows that...
why the dick doesn't bbm have a "pie" symbol?

pie equals 3.14 which is one of the only things I remember from highschool math.
That and pythagoras' theorem
but that's just because I fucked pythagoras

The end!