kay how does this shit work

i am computer retarded. i specifically thought in my brain no girly colors since i secretly believe i'm a man (what i tell pre-teen boys on chatrooms). but alas. i find a way to get some sort of fuschia tint on my page. and the worst part is. i'm too lazy to change it so it stays ultimately proving my female gender to the masses. So i figured. i'm quick right. like with words and shit so i might as well put it to good use. over the internet DUH cause like people get famous by drinking their own piss and putting it on youtube right? (i'm not that b.a.). so actually i'd like to welcome everyone (or no one...most probably no one) to the wonderful world of incomplete sentences. hopefully one day, when you get over the fact that i'm not really a man. maybe we can be friends? close acquaintances? okay fine.