1) history class in fg building (aka. place bourassa 2.0). its an old building so the seats are all effed. to add to the effdness of the seats the class is like on a forward slant so when you sit in a seat it feels like your leaning forward (or as i said to the random person next to me "doesnt it feel like we're at the waterslides?!?!?!") so the seats are all fucked and like the hinges are screwed cause the building is like a bazillion years old. so my point is. i sit down and i go FLYING onto the lap of this asian guy sitting next to me (he looks like anyong) and he starts laughing all crazy. i immediately get up and change seat. (but you know i secretly wanted to shake my shit all over his shit)
2) i'm sleeping on the 8th floor. someone kicks me. i dont know who it is. but they kicked me. (but i guess its better than waking up on the 8th floor with a surprise janitor holding a knife to your throat asking you where you hid the pirate treasure)
3) i get to my last class at 6 (after a 7 hour break). the class is empty so i pick any seat i want. the guy who sits in front of me is deaf. his interpreter sits next to him. oh. but he doesnt speak sign language. for 2 hours, the interpreter is repeating every word the prof says. whispering loudly while the deaf man stares at her. I was especially livid when i noticed the mother fucker checking his facebook via his iphone whilst his interpreter continue to blow hot air out her mouth. regardless, i spent the next 2 hours blocking my left ear with one hand while frantically taking notes with the other.
at least i know how the deaf guy feels kind of.
and at least no homeless guys touched me throughout the course of the day.
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