my ode to cats.

NOT the musical.
for humans disguised as felines impress me not.
and coming from someone who is VERY easily impressed.
that constitutes as a big ass FAIL on your part, mr. andrew lloyd webber.

k so along with old people in motorized wheel chairs going high speed down random boulevard i am ALSO on.
the german language
and THIS! //www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYn_hOALyTQ.

the thing that tops the list of things that make me laugh is:

CATS (the animal brand)
cats are the most entertaining beings in existence (beating out cute babies and gossip girl by a landslide)
they're so mysterious yet comically genious (especially with a fake moustache held up to their face)

when i have my own place. i'm going to have like 14. not only to keep my brother away. but just because i've already came up with the best names ever for ezampole:

Mr. Jinglepants
Jesus
Niles
Frasier
Papier-Macher
Mortimer
Fyvush Finkelcat.
Meowshole
Benzoyle Peroxide
so on and so forth.

along with this. the appartment itself will be seething in feline paraphernalia.
like calendars from 2006. and this:


blown up on silk screen large enough to cover the entire wall from ceiling to floor.
the same wall that my bed will be leaning against.
because nothing brings a smile to my face quite like pointing a gun at a frightened cat.

and nazicats.

who do they think they're fooling here (not me)
the resemblance is too uncanny. those asians are smart.
get a cat. put its arm in the fascist salute. dip it in porcelain. paint it red and TADDUN.
nazicat.
i should make instructional videos for that shit.
it'll be like a lady gaga music video. minus product placement and sex appeal.
because no one wants to pay or see me advertise anything.
not even drano.
not even if i'm drinking drano in the ad.

and then there's these sluts:
//www.youtube.com/watch?v.

tooooooooooooooooooooooooooo good.

now. why isnt there a part in this song explaining why they cant drive faster than 40 km/h without breaking unexpectedly and slowing down to merge into your lane without ever using their flasher?