Thursday, May 6, 2010

the eternal optimist.

grades don't mean shit.
because i made up my own grading system that totally owns the old one.
(brought to you by Paxil not)

A is for Amazing.
obviously.

B is for Brava.
and its in italian so you know its of good quality unless it decides to tag-team that shit with hitler in WW2.

C is for Champion.
because the effort you've placed in not doing THAT good makes you one.

D is for Dollface.
because you know even though you don't have the smarts, your face looks like a doll making it more likely that a rich guy (who doesnt care that you're a dumb bitch) will pre-nuplessly marry you. and then you can buy all the god damn louboutin's you want.

F= Fromage.
you failed. but at least its over. and now you can guiltlessly eat some cheese.

zi end.

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