follow-up.

k remember when i said that i was gunna open stores of sorts in an small italian neighborhood..and that i was gunna call one:
vaffangouls and goblins.

the other:
vaffanjewels and diamonds.

well low and behold, me haves come up with an even better idea.

listen hurr
initially i was going to create two stores...the first a halloween costume store. the latter a jewellery store (duh). but then i realized that that would be too much work. and vfg's and gees would only really be a plausible store around halloween time. and the rest of the year it would suit the needs of transvestites, little children that for some reason insist they dress up as a nurse in public or like. yeah. thats pretty much it.

so instead
i'm going to combine the two.
all year round we're "vaffanjewels and diamonds". we'll be that bad ass jewelery store that everyone goes to and knows about. like casa dynasty or standa or *dare i say it* pina and carmelo sacco.

but from october 1st to 31st. we transgenderize.
we morph into mighty morphin powa range--azzz.
no. that's a lie.
for that whole month the store is called "Vaffangouls and Goblins"

"the store that caters to your every halloween need" (code word is "mississipi mud pie" if you want cocaine)

and for that whole month, anyone who asks for jewellery or fancy table cloths will be shot in the head.

joke.

they'll just have to go somewhere else.
and you know they're gunna go to their family and say:

"ma you know vaffanjewels and daimonds went faillite...yaaa...i went there and there was poupatz everywhere...fuckin-a skeletons.

and it doesnt matter cause then this woman's son will be all:

beh yeah thats because from october 1st to 31st it's a costume store and...erm...mississipi mud pie."

so there you have it.
i'm gunna be ballinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn'
like stalin (ohhhhhhhhhhhh shit.)