say hello to my little friend

i woke up this morning with a south pacific island discovery on my forehead. the lost fucking city of atlantis.
all the boys want to lick it.
i know they do.

I love this thing.
his name is Basil.
he plays badminton.
his lazy afternoons consist of watching re-runs of murder she wrote.
enjoys the sunday crossword
pays for sex
his favorite meal of the day is brunch. because that's the only time "eggs benedict" is available on restaurant menus.but the white sauce gives him indigestion.
he's subscribed to the new yorker.
he dislikes traffic.
he suffers from type 2 diabetes.
he likes the smell of fresh laundry
when he was a kid, he dreamed of being a pilot.
enjoys movies starring matthew broderick and/or greg kinnear.
the sound of popping chewing gum annoys him.
in the evening he likes to unwind by drinking a tall glass of pinot noir while listening to john coltrane.

if you havn't realized it yet. i'm personifying the pimple on my forehead.
a result of negligent parents who dropped their offspring on the head as a child (thanks m&d).