i am going to shit in taylor swift's mouth.
i'm serious.
this is how shit's gunna go down (pun totally intended)
1) i'm going to take a plane to los angeles.
2) i'm going to get in a cab.
3) ask the cab driver to take me to the nearest taco bell.
4) i'm going to order like 16 enchiladas.
5) i'm going to devour each and every single one of those cheese goozing jesus pockets.
6) beat the shit out of random cheer leader. steal her get-up.
7) put on said cheerleader get-up
8) look for taylor swift.
9) find her (probably eating frozen yogurt with one of those disney retards).
10) i'm going to go up to her and say something snarky like "write a song about this!" or "write a song about that!"
yes. 10 steps which end in me ultimately choke-slamming her to the ground and then making the #2 into her mouth.
it will be epic.
and at that very moment.
the hallelujah chorus will be blasting from the mountain tops, all wars will end, poverty will be extinct, so on and so forth.
just because one girl was bold enough and had enough balls to take a shit in that bitch's mouth.
AH CAN I GET AN AMENNNNNNNN-AH!
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